Or else it gets the hose again.
Gratuitously offensive
donkey
And that’s all I have to say about that.
increase the peace
Last weekend, Maddie’s preschool had some kind of singing celebration thing that involved their borrowing a church in midtown in the middle of the afternoon and singing songs of peace to honor MLK. The instructions sent home to parents said something like this: Children are encouraged to dress in a […]
the christmas box
Some Christmas presents are so great that they need to be re-gifted. I may have given this gift a couple of years ago, but I want you, dear Internet, to get it again. And here it is — The coveted dick in a box. You’re welcome.
social media is for losing friends and offending people
So I get a “friend” request from some woman named Brooke Beamer on Facebook. I click “ignore.” A week later (this evening), she requests my friendship again, but she adds this note: I’m not sure if this is the Moe I’m looking for. I’m looking for a friend from Camp […]
