My current tenants’ lease is about to end, so the property is advertised as being available shortly. Below is an email exchange with a possible customer. I just hit “send” on my reply to him. I’ll post whatever he writes back later. Here is his first email: With regards to the property […]
Right after a few of us were discussing a woman at another firm who’d gone from legal secretary to law clerk to attorney to managing attorney, I got an email that provided a good example of how not to so ascend. So, I learned from it. And now I’m sharing the […]
actual description from a house down the street (emphasis added): AWESOME FORECLOSURE PROPERTY!GREAT CONVENIENTLOCATION!AN INVESTOR OR 1ST TIME HOMEOWNER’SDREAM!CLEAN, COSY&COMFORTABLE!INCREDIBLE VALUE!SOLD AS- Below is an email thread from my neighborhood’s community listserv. If it looks like a bunch of neighbors are carpooling to go to court with the hope that […]
I just took a man’s deposition who, when asked if he’d ever been arrested, said he had been for “defending my sister’s honor.” Me: “So, you are a man who would fight for her honor?” Plaintiff: “Excuse me?” Me: “Will you be the hero–she’s been dreaming of? Plaintiff’s attorney: “Objection.” […]
5th grade: Why do we go to war? Because God is angry at you. What was the most interesting trial you’ve had? Scopes Monkey. Where did you sleep in Iraq? With your girlfriend. How long was the plane ride to Iraq? Even without the aid of a deep-running jimmy, my […]
