Apparently, I wear memorable shoes, because my male colleagues seem to have no trouble knowing that I’m in the bathroom stall when they walk in to use the facilities. For some reason, they feel the need to show off their recognizing my shoes, and they try to strike up conversations with me while I’m in [...]
Eric mans our copy room at work and gripes about the bad coffee we serve. So, he has started bringing his own beans and a grinder. He makes his “good” batch and puts a small yellow sticky note on the glass container holding his special blend, so that those of us in the know will [...]
I just realized that I’ve been walking around my office all day with brownie crumbs stuck to my ass. No wonder there’s been snickering. Pretty Bride included a brownie with the lunch she packed me, and apparently I let some crumbs fall into my chair while eating it at my desk. Then I shifted in [...]
Every morning, I walk into my office, update the voicemail, glance over the emails, get a cup of coffee, read the news, and go to the restroom. Pretty much like clockwork. For some reason, the cleaning lady hasn’t figured out that every morning about 9:30 when she knocks on the door and announces “anyone?” that [...]
