My brother flew in from St. Louis last night and delivered the above card and wooden figurine depicting a young boy taking a crap. I’m planning to take it with me to work, so that every morning, I can carry it into the latrine with me and ward off the […]
I got recognized this weekend by a blogger with an eye for the offensive. And you thought muskrats couldn’t tear up. WRONG.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!YOUR EMAIL HAVE WON. Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:36 PM From: “OXFAM GB – UK” <info@OXFAM.com> To: undisclosed-recipients ———————————– OXFAM GB – UK 274, Banbury Road, Oxford OX2 7DZ Dear sir/madam This is to notify you that you have been officially chosen by the Board of […]
While writing a film review for my “other” writing gig, I found that spellcheck disagreed with my pluralizing “scrotum” with an “s.” I thought this a bit odd, but Pretty Bride, who took Latin at some point while striving for her 3.5 college degrees, told me it was “scrota.” I did […]
By the sweat of your brow, you will produce food to eat until you return to the ground… (Genesis 3:19) Most of us don’t do our producing in a manner that requires sweaty brows, but we probably do get sweaty ball when we produce, right? Ever reach down to adjust […]
