Eric mans our copy room at work and gripes about the bad coffee we serve. So, he has started bringing his own beans and a grinder. He makes his “good” batch and puts a small yellow sticky note on the glass container holding his special blend, so that those of us in the know will drink from him instead of the firm. He doesn’t charge for it; it just makes him feel good.
This morning, as I was filling my mug, Eric greeted me with, “Everyone’s gotta have the bean juice!”
Me: “Umm, yeah.”
Eric (disappointed his attempt at wit got a crap reception): “Well that’s what it is! Bean juice! Hehehe.”
Me: “Do you like to tell children how hotdogs and chicken nuggets are made? You do, don’t you. That shit ain’t cool, buddy. Not cool.”
Me: “Eric, do you suck dick?”
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