I’m supposed to stand in front of an elementary school class at a location that can well be described nicely as “inner city” or not so nicely as the “straight up ‘hood” tomorrow.  i figured that since i practice insurance defense law, to include workers’ compensation defense, i could describe my vocation with a visual display to include pelvic thrusting and let them know how i screw their daddies out of a disability check each and every day.  I was practicing this description when i was interrupted with a “Muskrat!” from the Mrs.  Luckily, she won’t be there tomorrow and can’t stop me.  So there.