5th grade: Why do we go to war? Because God is angry at you. What was the most interesting trial you’ve had? Scopes Monkey. Where did you sleep in Iraq? With your girlfriend. How long was the plane ride to Iraq? Even without the aid of a deep-running jimmy, my butt went to sleep. Can [...]
Today’s presentation went well, I thought. It was actually quite fun. I showed up in lawyer garb and gave a quick summary of what I do and how I got to where I am, using the “tips” sheet provided by the school. For example, to the fifth graders, I told them that by the time [...]
I’m supposed to stand in front of an elementary school class at a location that can well be described nicely as “inner city” or not so nicely as the “straight up ‘hood” tomorrow. i figured that since i practice insurance defense law, to include workers’ compensation defense, i could describe my vocation with a visual [...]
