revenge without a baseball diamond

When I get good and angry at someone whom I know well enough to have access to his house, I like to give him an “upper decker.”  No, that doesn’t mean I take said bastard to Turner Field with a fistful of $5 tickets that damage nasal linings.  It means I take a shit in [...]

reciprocity: good for bar admissions and oral sex only

Just the other day, I received the following “direct message” via Twitter from a tweeter named Cary: “Any particular reason you don’t follow Lisa? I know, this is weird.” To which I replied: “Nope. Sometimes I just don’t take the time to think about whether I’ll reciprocate or not.” And I went back to working. [...]

to the prefacers and forwarders, eatadick

To the folks who start blog entries or forwarded emails with, “This is long but worth the read” or “I apologize in advance for the length of this post,” I have a simple request of you:  eat a dick.  We’re smart enough to know within half a second that a post is long.  All it [...]

a rare conglomerate

I’m excited to report the following simultaneous events going on downtown this weekend: 1) Black Gay Pride weekend:  a time for men and women of color who enjoy the companionship of their own gender and race to gather, celebrate, and, I hope, carouse. 2) Dragon*Con:  a gathering for science fiction nerds allowing them to dress [...]

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