Tag: Neighborhood


farewell, backdrop

Apparently, my do-gooder neighbors decided to get up yesterday morning while I was at Saint Simons Island and do some beautification.  Normally, I’d be happy about this, as our ‘hood certainly needs it.  However, they covered up the graffiti from my masthead wall! Just who the hell does this woman […]


hills like brown bison

I awake this morning, open the toilet lid, crack open the blinds for some moonlight, glance outside, and freeze.  I realize this is a day no pee will come. Me:  “Um, there are some large–possibly dead–animals lying in our driveway…” Pretty Bride (from the bedroom):  “What?” Me:  “Tetonka!  Tetonka!” I […]


another argument against hybridization

Here’s another post from my beloved neighborhood listserv.  Apparently, our neighborhood is being run by packs of stray, wild dogs, just like Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton, Jr. were kind enough to warn us about in a PSA.  ————————— Neighbors, Early this morning my partner witnessed a pack of 6 […]

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