Tag: balls

Family, Frugality

when DO balls taste best?

Pretty Bride is kind enough to enjoy fixing me a lunch every morning, since I’m too cheap to go out to lunch.  Often, lunch is leftovers, and she’ll include instructions for preparation.  Today, it was falafel.  I went into our breakroom, like I do every day, and I opened my […]


how to tell if you suck balls

Simple.  Click on the link below, wait for the video to load, and watch.  If you don’t like it by the Netherlands, you suck balls!  I’m all about helping people answer the important questions that plague them. Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo. Leave your […]

Gratuitously offensive

by the sweat of my balls

By the sweat of your brow, you will produce food to eat until you return to the ground… (Genesis 3:19) Most of us don’t do our producing in a manner that requires sweaty brows, but we probably do get sweaty ball when we produce, right? Ever reach down to adjust […]

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