This morning, one of the attorneys in my section left our office, leaving the rest of us in collective misery as we scrambled to reply to Motions for Summary Judgment, Motions in Limine, Motions for Lotion, the Locomotion, etc. Consequently, we weren’t exactly singing Loraine’s praises today. Especially when I realized I’d be in my office most of the weekend instead of home throwing away Toddler’s artwork.
So, in the spirit of animosity, frustration, and snobbery, I’ll provide the email “auto response” she left about 23 seconds before taking off. I figure it’ll entertain my readers on Friday by letting them count the grammatical errors in this presumably repeatedly reread and re-edited message. I count four. Feel free to point out problems in the comments. Or not. I posted this to make myself feel better, not you.
I have resigned as Associate Counsel for Bendem Over & Bill LLP. All of my cases have been reassigned to other attorney’s in the office. If your case needs immediate attention, the receptionist at our law firm can tell you who the case has been reassigned to. Her telephone number is 800-UPYOURS.
All clients and opposing counsel will be receiving an updated notice of representation regarding the new attorney assigned to your respective case.
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