Pretty Bride: “Can we take a walk?” Me: “Umm…I was going to go for a run. I feel like walking is sort of a waste of time for non-obese people who want to raise their heart rates to 85% max.” PB: “I just thought we should talk some and…” Me: […]
Tag: pregnancy
found: jabba the hutt’s african sister
I’ve learned this week that I suck as a single dad; I hope to never have it become a permanent lifestyle. Teen was late to school every day this week. Today, she had no lunch. Yesterday, Toddler was late to preschool and also had no lunch. Today when I dropped […]
somethin’s come between us
Having a pregnant wife makes hugging hard, as there’s always this little unborn creature curled up in the way. It kept Ellen Page from dancing close to Jason Bateman in “Juno.” When I brush up against baby girth and Pretty Bride says, “something’s come between us,” I don’t think about […]
