I just totally got called out by a hot Mommy Blogger who asked if I have a mancave and whether, inside said mancave, there lies any relic from my single days that my wife dislikes. Only a pussyboy who sits to pee during the middle of the night in response to his overactive, frightened bladder [...]
This is a hard question for me to answer, as I wrestled in highschool like Andrew, got in trouble with the law a few times like Bender, participated in academic clubs like Brian, looked surprisingly pretty in makeup like Allison, and “never did it!” like Claire.
Given a mandate to pick just one, however, I’d have [...]
Since Brent asked me to post 5 humorous blogging tips a while back, I’ve chosen to finally do so today, since he’s taking a break for a bit. Okay, he didn’t really ask me to submit these ideas. I asked him if I could, and he made fun of my pink shirt. Go ahead and [...]
