Tag: childrens parties

Baby, Gratuitously offensive, Neighborhood

politically correct birthday parties are for pussies

Maddie the Toddler turned 3 last weekend, so we decided to throw a “Three-esta” and invite all our neighbors with children (and a few without) for fun with quesadillas, a pinata, Fanta, and tequila. I even told everyone they could park in the front yard and wear wife-beater tank tops. […]

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