Bill handed me this thing yesterday.  It reminds me a little of the venereal disease I picked up on the stairwell of the Music City Mix Factory several years ago, right before the bouncer kicked me out and told me to “get a room,” which I followed with a “get an original cutdown, assmonger,” to [...]

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I learned today that at one’s 100th post, he is supposed to reveal 100 truths about himself.  This is Number 101, but here goes: 1-      I can’t write without music, a couple cocktails , or running.  I prefer all 3, as I have done tonight. 2-      Mute Math, Makers, and more than 2 miles works [...]

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Since Brent asked me to post 5 humorous blogging tips a while back, I’ve chosen to finally do so today, since he’s taking a break for a bit.  Okay, he didn’t really ask me to submit these ideas.  I asked him if I could, and he made fun of my pink shirt.  Go ahead and [...]

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I got recognized this weekend by a blogger with an eye for the offensive.  And you thought muskrats couldn’t tear up.  WRONG.  

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