Toddler celebrated her newly-received promotion by winning the random drawing that concludes every Muskrat family reunion to encourage staying until after the last of the Mississippi Mud has been eaten and the last of the over 80 crowd tells the last of the under 35 crowd how glad they are […]
We recently learned that the baby we are expecting this fall will be–consistent with Pretty Bride’s intuition–a boy. That’s right. This baby has junk! Here’s the little man rocking out. We put some headphones on either side of Pretty Bride’s belly and piped in some Twisted Sister. Damn right he’s […]
You boys go ahead and muck through your ABCs with your Daddy over there. I’m reading about The Hulk, bitches!
This was a gift after my return from war. A gift for me. Not for Baby. Sigh. *interested in your own pocket Rocky? Looky here! **interested in other bloggers who exploit babies? Looky here!
I made the mistake of leaving work today at 5:30pm so that I could have dinner with the family before Pretty Bride had to teach a class for 3 hours. It took 1.25 hours (4x the usual commute time), so she was gone by the time I returned. I quickly […]
