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muskrat films presents a short: my 3-year-old and her cellphone

My neighbor just emailed this to me from his iphone.  I added captions.  I’m concerned.

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  1. That is too cute, and yes, you might be heading for some trouble. 🙂
    .-= angelynn´s last blog ..Funk =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @angelyn, Surely not trouble! I hope…

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  2. I’m a little confused. What’s with the tuna? I caught myself talking on the phone a few years ago while I was supposed to be doing things with the kids. When I saw my kid imitating my gestures as I talked I knew I needed to quit it before it turned into all out satire. 🙂
    .-= Keith Wilcox´s last blog ..Make Great Herbal Tea With Frozen Fruit =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Keith, So, you’re saying my child is making fun of me? That hurts. I don’t know what’s up with the tuna, either.

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  3. She’s in public, loudly talking about her “tuna” – she is so your kid.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @countessa, Yeah. And the fact that her friend’s dad recorded it? Probably not good, either.

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  4. She had to learn that from somewhere, and given that I know nothing of your wife, I’ve gotta think it came from you.
    .-= SciFi Dad´s last blog ..Dental Waterboarding =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @scifi dad, Probably. *deep breath*

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  5. Don’t you think she’s a little young to have her own cell phone? You might want to think about blocking this Remby. The kid’s trouble.
    (Seriously, that’s one cute video. Be sure to save it for her high school open house or wedding reception. And bring a tuna!)

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    muskrat Reply:

    @lojo, Yes, I do. And yes, I am concerned about this Remby girl from preschool.

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  6. Vivacious video vixen vamps, vexes “varmint”.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @avatgardener, I’m a varmint now? Ouch. Good use of v’s though.

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  7. You should just go ahead and buy a small South American country for her to rule.
    .-= Carolyn Online´s last blog ..What the eff, y’all? =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @carolyn online, ha! that sounds like a great plan. preferably a place with good coffee.

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  8. A-freaking-dorable.
    .-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..My last week as a turd. Hopefully. =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @miss britt, I agree. And funny.

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  9. FYI, y’all, I asked her, and the 3yo says she doesn’t know what the tuna is, either. So, there you go.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @PB, Maybe I misinterpreted what she said. What rhymes with “tuna”?

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  10. Hysterical!! Wish they stayed that cute…..
    .-= Colleen Jordan´s last blog ..Springtime…. maybe =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @colleen, Me too. Wait. They don’t? Piss.

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  11. Walking her tuna and talking on the phone? Impressive. I can’t even do that.
    .-= MayoPie´s last blog ..Dear Principal, Some of the other parents are big assholes. =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @mayopie, It takes months of practice. You seem to be too busy for such trivial matters, but my child is not.

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  12. That was verrrry cute. Clearly, she was asking Remby if he was great and strong, etc. because she doesn’t want to waste her time. A good sign, my friend.

    Also, what’s with the subtitles?! That’s quite the articulate 3yo, the captioning was totally unnecessary.

    And, um, I don’t know why, but every time I come here, I’m reminded of something or other I’ve seen on YouTube. Like, today, I was reminded of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVCvthr95io

    Because, you know, the subtitles.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @faiqa, These are good signs, I hope.

    I included subtitles because a) I thought it would make it funnier, 2) I’ve never used imovie before and wanted to try it out, and 3) Peeps w/o children often can’t understand their vernacular. You’re not in that club, of course.

    Nice video….I hope Maddie is not as hateful as are those guys re: subtitles.

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  13. damn funny (and durn cute)! What’s in the water down that-a-way… nevermind. Forget that second part.
    .-= Clark Kent’s Lunchbox´s last blog ..Behold My Kids, In Whom I Am Well Pleased =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @CK, Apparently, there are tuna (tunas?) in the water down this way.

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  14. I miss “3 years old” so adorable then.
    .-= toywithme´s last blog ..The Art of The Dick Picture =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @toywithme, They are. Are you insinuating she’s going to get older? Not cool.

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