03.10the unartistic conception (and, a fisher price sex toy!)
Just look at this shit someone attached to our refrigerator. Apparently, I like to wear purple and blue britches on top of each other, like Punky Brewster or a homeless person, and I hop around all day on my giant johnson. Oh, and I’m pregnant.
My bride has pink hair, is also pregnant, and appears to be jumping about on a giant johnson as well.
And then there’s little Maddie. She’s wearing purple for this grand johnson-hopping event, has a horseshoe hanging on her head, and is also pregnant. In the background are crosses, because we apparently live in ancient Rome on Good Friday.
This is what we get for taking our 3-year-old to the church nursery.
And then there’s this kid:
He’s hanging out in the bath tub. He’s chill. All’s right with the world.
But then:
Found something there, didn’t we? Oh yes, you did (to be contrasted with “oh no, you didn’t”)!
He continued doing whatever he’s doing with the blue plastic rod until way past the point at which the bathwater became cold. Now that he’s asleep, I’m totally taking that blue plastic rod into the shower with me to see what all the agape expressions are about.
munchkin makes magic mural, mocking mom, man and methodists? marinated mini-man makes merry. muskrat mimics mastabatory moments.
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March 10th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
well, methodists might be a stretch, but it started with m and i couldn’t find another word that fit.
btw, i’m back!!!
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muskrat Reply:
March 10th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
@avatgardener, outstanding! i’ve started a bad trend of making fun of the children. probably should stop.
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March 10th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
YES, you should. STOP. Our children are delightful joys. You’ll give them Issues.
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March 10th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Therapy/College
Therapy/College
It’s so much easier to prepare them for therapy, and so much more fun…some days.
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muskrat Reply:
March 11th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
@califmom, I love that you “get it.”
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March 11th, 2010 at 3:59 AM
Anything is better than what my boy does in the bath:
“Oh, lookie what we have here… why, there’s a hole there. I wonder if my finger will fit up in there. Let’s see, if I just apply a little more pressure…”
I can’t even watch. I literally get sick to my stomach.
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muskrat Reply:
March 11th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
@scifi dad, That is truly awful.
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March 11th, 2010 at 8:54 AM
You’re a damn nut! Let me know how things work out with you and Mr. Blue Rod, mkay?
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muskrat Reply:
March 11th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
@keyona, Worked out great! Doing it again right now!
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March 11th, 2010 at 9:11 AM
The art again… it’s really great. No joke. Your son is adorable. He just had an itch.
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muskrat Reply:
March 11th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
@chris, really? if you say so…
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:19 AM
At least he didn’t attempt the test the drain hole suction.
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muskrat Reply:
March 11th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
@always home, I reckon. Not that he doesn’t try.
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March 11th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
You’re truly bent.
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March 25th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Wow that’s some “Special” blue rod! Your son’s expression says it all… Maybe Fisher Price should start a new toy division?!?
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July 12th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Hello there, just wandered by. I have a Fisher Price site. Amazing the amount of information on the web. Wasn’t exactly what I was looking for, but cool site. Cya later.
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November 2nd, 2010 at 2:46 PM