Tag: children’s art


the unartistic conception (and, a fisher price sex toy!)

Just look at this shit someone attached to our refrigerator.  Apparently, I like to wear purple and blue britches on top of each other, like Punky Brewster or a homeless person, and I hop around all day on my giant johnson.  Oh, and I’m pregnant. My bride has pink hair, […]

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