clearly, the french want our children to live like mississippians

blue horse

I think we got this at a garage sale or off craigslist.  Seems harmless enough.  A little inflatable blue horse that kids can sit on or something.

baby o with blue horse

But upon closer inspection, one will see that it was designed to encourage horsey tossed salads.

horse's ass

And for that, oh blue horse with the “made in france” etching on the bottom, I am disgusted.

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  1. I’m sorry, where did you say you got that?

  2. I don’t see it (the tossed salad encouragement).

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  3. avatgardener

    Handsome happy heir’s heavenly hued-horse has hatch (hair???). Horrors!!!

  4. Ok, so what EXACTLY is the problem? :o)
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  5. Interesting that you decided upon Mississippi as the sodemy state.
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  6. Off to google “tossed salad” in the urban dictionary…OH. GOD. DAMN. I am a pure, pure soul. Or I was, anyway.

  7. Only you could think up such a thing. I think you’re the one that’s sick, pal. 😉
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  8. Funny…I was expecting blue balls instead.

  9. I can only imagine the search terms that will lead to this post. Wonder how many people are looking for tossing the salad of a blue barnyard animal?
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  10. Those wacky Francos.
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  11. At first I thought, that is a little ridiculous, the whole tossed salad thing. And then I thought about little kids and what they like to put their mouths on and I take back my former thought and completely agree with you and think that it is super funny. What to do with the blue thing now? Glue some yarn to it’s head? Definitely put some pants on it.
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  12. Made in France, huh? I never would have thought . . . but I should have.
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