10.25clearly, the french want our children to live like mississippians
I think we got this at a garage sale or off craigslist. Seems harmless enough. A little inflatable blue horse that kids can sit on or something.
But upon closer inspection, one will see that it was designed to encourage horsey tossed salads.
And for that, oh blue horse with the “made in france” etching on the bottom, I am disgusted.
I’m sorry, where did you say you got that?
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muskrat Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 9:38 PM
@trout towers, You looking for one? Sick.
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October 25th, 2009 at 9:23 PM
I don’t see it (the tossed salad encouragement).
*shrug*
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muskrat Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 12:28 PM
@scifi dad, um, the port in the ass?
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October 26th, 2009 at 6:11 AM
Handsome happy heir’s heavenly hued-horse has hatch (hair???). Horrors!!!
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muskrat Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 12:29 PM
@avatgardener, horrific indeed!
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October 26th, 2009 at 6:31 AM
Ok, so what EXACTLY is the problem?
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muskrat Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 12:29 PM
@keyona, did you grow up bored on a farm?
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October 26th, 2009 at 9:17 AM
Interesting that you decided upon Mississippi as the sodemy state.
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muskrat Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 8:32 AM
@carolyn online, You know, it’s totally written on their license plates: “land of sod.”
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October 27th, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Off to google “tossed salad” in the urban dictionary…OH. GOD. DAMN. I am a pure, pure soul. Or I was, anyway.
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muskrat Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 2:23 PM
@faiqa, Glad I could help educate you, but I doubt you really needed me to tell you about this “gift” when you hang out with Avitable.
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October 27th, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Only you could think up such a thing. I think you’re the one that’s sick, pal.
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muskrat Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 PM
@unfinishedrambler, Only me? Really? I’m flattered! I know you read a lot of blogs, too.
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October 31st, 2009 at 8:47 AM
Funny…I was expecting blue balls instead.
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muskrat Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 PM
@Matt, I haven’t written about blue balls in months! Thanks for reminding me, though.
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November 2nd, 2009 at 6:55 PM
I can only imagine the search terms that will lead to this post. Wonder how many people are looking for tossing the salad of a blue barnyard animal?
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muskrat Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
@catherinette, Tons. Many many people want and need them.
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November 5th, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Those wacky Francos.
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muskrat Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
@always home, Indeed. Wacky.
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November 5th, 2009 at 10:50 AM
Sweet Jesus.
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muskrat Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:59 AM
@maggie, dammit, It’s okay to be alarmed. It’s expected.
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November 6th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
At first I thought, that is a little ridiculous, the whole tossed salad thing. And then I thought about little kids and what they like to put their mouths on and I take back my former thought and completely agree with you and think that it is super funny. What to do with the blue thing now? Glue some yarn to it’s head? Definitely put some pants on it.
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muskrat Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
@windsor, It is ridiculous, but I appreciate the suggested solutions!
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November 11th, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Made in France, huh? I never would have thought . . . but I should have.
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muskrat Reply:
November 17th, 2009 at 9:28 AM
@surprised mom, They should’ve stopped their influence over us with the French kiss.
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November 15th, 2009 at 8:14 PM