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clearly, the french want our children to live like mississippians

blue horse

I think we got this at a garage sale or off craigslist.  Seems harmless enough.  A little inflatable blue horse that kids can sit on or something.

baby o with blue horse

But upon closer inspection, one will see that it was designed to encourage horsey tossed salads.

horse's ass

And for that, oh blue horse with the “made in france” etching on the bottom, I am disgusted.

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26 Comments

  1. I’m sorry, where did you say you got that?

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    muskrat Reply:

    @trout towers, You looking for one? Sick.

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  2. I don’t see it (the tossed salad encouragement).

    *shrug*
    .-= SciFi Dad´s last blog ..Discipline =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @scifi dad, um, the port in the ass?

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  3. Handsome happy heir’s heavenly hued-horse has hatch (hair???). Horrors!!!

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    muskrat Reply:

    @avatgardener, horrific indeed!

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  4. Ok, so what EXACTLY is the problem? :o)
    .-= Keyona´s last blog ..I Had This Conversation All Because Of Cartoon Network =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @keyona, did you grow up bored on a farm?

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  5. Interesting that you decided upon Mississippi as the sodemy state.
    .-= Carolyn Online´s last blog ..It turns out I have the perfect voice for Silent Movies. =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @carolyn online, You know, it’s totally written on their license plates: “land of sod.”

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  6. Off to google “tossed salad” in the urban dictionary…OH. GOD. DAMN. I am a pure, pure soul. Or I was, anyway.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @faiqa, Glad I could help educate you, but I doubt you really needed me to tell you about this “gift” when you hang out with Avitable.

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  7. Only you could think up such a thing. I think you’re the one that’s sick, pal. 😉
    .-= unfinishedrambler´s last blog ..The Top 10 Biblical Characters To Dress Up As At Halloween…er…Harvest Parties =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @unfinishedrambler, Only me? Really? I’m flattered! I know you read a lot of blogs, too.

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  8. Funny…I was expecting blue balls instead.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Matt, I haven’t written about blue balls in months! Thanks for reminding me, though.

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  9. I can only imagine the search terms that will lead to this post. Wonder how many people are looking for tossing the salad of a blue barnyard animal?
    .-= Catherinette Singleton´s last blog ..No, My Daddy is NOT a Baker, nor is He an Thief =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @catherinette, Tons. Many many people want and need them.

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  10. Those wacky Francos.
    .-= always home and uncool´s last blog ..Why I Won’t Sleep Much Halloween Night =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @always home, Indeed. Wacky.

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  11. Sweet Jesus.
    .-= maggie, dammit´s last blog ..Your last post (A love letter, on your birthday) =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @maggie, dammit, It’s okay to be alarmed. It’s expected.

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  12. At first I thought, that is a little ridiculous, the whole tossed salad thing. And then I thought about little kids and what they like to put their mouths on and I take back my former thought and completely agree with you and think that it is super funny. What to do with the blue thing now? Glue some yarn to it’s head? Definitely put some pants on it.
    .-= Windsor´s last blog ..Win and fail… =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @windsor, It is ridiculous, but I appreciate the suggested solutions!

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  13. Made in France, huh? I never would have thought . . . but I should have.
    .-= SurprisedMom´s last blog ..A Conversation . . . Part I =-.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @surprised mom, They should’ve stopped their influence over us with the French kiss.

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