Because she likes the USC Trojans, my next gift to her is a set of whistle tips for her fly ride, so opposing teams will know of her imminent arrival at the Rose Bowl and shudder.
And finally, because everyone can use some extra coin around Christmas, I’m bringing her a pot of gold.
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Curious about my gift? Check out Meg’s presents to Father Muskrat at Prefers Her Fantasy Life.