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broken elvis=broken world

This statue is on Broadway in downtown Nashville, where I was today.  He used to have a guitar; now he just has broken fingers and an opened right fist that resembles planned masturbation.  What I want to know is this:  who is the sorry sack o’ shit who ripped off Elvis’s guitar?  What would one even do with such an artifact?

I tell you, gentle readers, the world has become an awful, awful place when a dead man can’t even peacefully strum his guitar on a Music City sidewalk without being accosted and robbed.

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12 Comments

  1. C’mon, you know 10 years ago (after a night of drinking) you would have taken it too. You prob would have taken the entire Elvis figure. I know I prob would have. You gotta admit, that would be a great prize.

    If it wasn’t a drunk kid stealing the guitar, the only other logical explanation is that the ghost of Jimi Hendrix swiped it.

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  2. AcornKing, Okay, you’re probably right. I did once steal a concrete deer out of someone’s front yard in rural Alabama. I was lost. It seemed like a good idea until I had to carry it up to my dorm room.

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  3. It might’ve been a mic stand. Maybe the Willie Nelson statue has the guitar…

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  4. atrocious.. positively atrocious…

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  5. BHJ, I can’t believe you’ve insulted The King. Bad things are coming your way. Bad things.

    ChurchPunkMom, Please convince BHJesus he has erred. Big time.

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  6. boy needs a good ol’ fashioned ‘let’s take this outside’…

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  7. Sorry, but the souvenirs from Nashville were too expensive and Elvis’ guitar was free!

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  8. morose muskrat misses main man mannequin’s microphone.

    (late, and lame. sorry. better than just voting present.)

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  9. I agree that that sorry sack of shit should have a ‘come to Jesus’ talk and receive a good, sound drubbing. If I had a rubber hose…

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  10. His face,not the guitar,..or the fingers., well, maybe the fingers?

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