Encouraged by a barrage of request-filled emails and comments wanting more, below are additional highly-recommended sources of “teaching moments” for you and your progeny, compliments of the Muskrat library:
1) He Don’t Mean Nothin’ By It: My First Book on Domestic Violence. Learn what Daddy means when he says, “I done told you twice!” as a condition precedent to delivering the backhand!
2) Form over Function: A Pictorial Guide to Ribbed “Wife Beater” Tank-Tops. More than just a means to an end for displaying tats!
3) The Gauntlet: Why Daddy’s Inoperable Cars Litter our Lawn. Believe it or not, they’re not just your playground–they’re also a great place to get high or fornicate!
4) Gettin’ that Relief Check: My First Book on Welfare Fraud. Sure, Mommy could get a job. But why the hell would she want to do that?
5) Sheep in No Clothing: My first Book on Bestiality. Why is Daddy always visiting Farmer Dan’s yard at night? And, why does he itch so badly when he gets back?
6) Beyond Bigfoot and Gravedigger: My First Book on Monster Trucks. When size matters most.
7) The Litigation Lottery: Turning Your Lawsuit Into a White House with a Walk-In Closet. How you can turn your hunger and poverty into a sympathetic picture to show a jury of your peers after a feigned accident–complete with referrals to unscrupulous shysters!
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For more literature fit for a trailer park princess, check out these funny blogs!
Do you know where I can get a copy of “The Litigation Lottery…”? I gotsta’ get paid!
Litigator lists library.
Lawyer laments lack of lexicon.
Radical Rednecks read.
A couple of more you may want to look into:
Homemade Fireworks : Because God gave you a spare eye, and patches look cool!
Peterbuilt Homeschooling : A practical guide to educating the young’uns when the only place you have to live runs on diesel.
very nice.
i’ve always enjoyed “Lurleen – Mommy’s Special Friend”
Doug, thanks for the tips! I’ll hunt those on http://www.amazon.com today!
Julius, I always liked Mommy’s special friend, too. Especially when they’d wrestle.