Tag: urinal


at the austrian urinal

During the summer of 2000, I took an international arbitration course in Linz, Austria.  As I’ve revealed before, I can have an occasional problem with stage fright at the pisser, though it tends to be less of an issue when I’m around strangers and am drinking, so one would think […]


at the urinal, circa 2001

I’m approaching the urinal in the deserted restroom when Doug, the litigation associate from the 45th floor, enters.  Crap.  I’m the new law clerk, and everyone with the coveted “, Esq.” behind his name intimidates me.  Doug walks up to the urinal beside me. I unzip.  I exhale slowly.  I […]

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