children, Neighborhood excretion issues March 25, 2013 by muskrat 10 comments Tonight after baths: Owen the 4yo: Daddy, my penis hurts. Me: Why? Owen: I put soap on it. It burns! Me: Why’d you do that? I told you to just scrub with the soap I put on your back and arms! Owen: Lola told me I needed to use soap […] Continue Reading