friday confessional for january 16: snuggie lust

Father Muskrat:  What do you want?  I thought I was done listening to your shit sins. Siren:  Sorry, but I’m back.  And it’s your fault. FM:  How’s that, my sweet hooker child? Siren: I knew I was going to get in trouble coming in here on “Casual Friday” [eyes your snuggie]. FM:  Oh no.  Avert [...]

the second friday confessional: she kissed a girl

My first customer participant in the Friday confessional is supposed to be anonymous, but, looking through this screen, it appears to be…yes…it sounds like… Bee? Bee:  Back in my youth, I, like Katy Perry, kissed a girl and I liked it.  What should my penance be, Father Muskrat?* FM:  Wait.  Are you talking about this [...]

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