Every morning, I walk into my office, update the voicemail, glance over the emails, get a cup of coffee, read the news, and go to the restroom. Pretty much like clockwork. For some reason, the cleaning lady hasn’t figured out that every morning about 9:30 when she knocks on the […]
I just took a man’s deposition who, when asked if he’d ever been arrested, said he had been for “defending my sister’s honor.” Me: “So, you are a man who would fight for her honor?” Plaintiff: “Excuse me?” Me: “Will you be the hero–she’s been dreaming of? Plaintiff’s attorney: “Objection.” […]
