This is our 6-year-old girl the morning of her first day of elementary school. She started the 1st grade at a local public school last Monday.
And this is her little sister, giving the world a shit-eating grin that says, “I don’t start back to preschool ’til after Labor Day, bitches!”
And this is her little sister saying, “Did you hear that? I don’t go back to school until AFTER LABOR DAY! And Mommy will push my ass a mile each way as we walk my 6-year-old sister to school every day! Then she’ll drive my brother to his preschool whilst I sit in the car and sing or eat crackers all morning while remaining in my footie pajamas for HOURS because I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!”