clip # 1: 3-year-old is in front of the camera. Poised. Not phased by her brother’s bellowing or her nose’s itching. She knows the words, even we don’t.
clip # 2: while I’m in the bathroom, the 3-year-old has taken my phone and begun filming. She refers to her brother as a “beast” and then goes all “Blair Witch Project” on us.