A female security guard was raped and is suing the location in which the incident occurred. Naturally, I’m defending the company that insures the business she’s suing.
Today, I talked to her attorney about scheduling a deposition in Knoxville (incidentally, if I have any Knoxville readers who want to get together for a beer immediately after this event, I will SO BE GAME), and the son of a bitch said the following:
Plaintiff’s attorney: “You know, if this were a guy who’d been abducted by three girls, and he confided in a friend about what just happened to him, his friend would be like, ‘Now where did this happen? What time?’ I guess women are different.”
Plaintiff’s attorney: “I mean, if you left the Hooters and got attacked by 3 of the Hooters girls…”
Me: “Maybe you should tell your client that’s how you feel, so that, you know, she can fire you and drop her lawsuit? It’d make my job pretty easy.”