08.14born free, the muskrat scurries Into the Wild
If this blog were a grocery store out in Bucksnort, Tennessee, there’d be a sign on the door saying “Gone Fishing.” Instead, here’s a post explaining that I’ll be away from the blogosphere for several days, as I’m grabbing the Freaky Weasel and heading into Alexander Supertramp territory for an Alaskan adventure.
Maybe I’ll even get my beloved beard back. Or find myself. I’m hoping for both.





Wow! Have a great trip!
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August 14th, 2008 at 1:52 AM
Good luck, good hunting. Just keep an ear out for banjo music – - even in Alaska.
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:35 AM
Just don’t eat any wild roots. They can be deadly!
Have a great trip!
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:50 AM
Be sure you can identify the difference between an Elk and Moose. Lest your knowledge of the wild be questioned if the matter of an untimely demise should occour.
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August 14th, 2008 at 8:22 AM
Don’t join a cult!
At least, join a good one!
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August 14th, 2008 at 8:23 AM
Thanks y’all!
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Wow, y’all–I’m so impressed by how many Muskrat readers have read the book/seen the film! Muskrats are awesome–Pretty Bride wants moose jerky. Here’s hoping.
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August 14th, 2008 at 1:22 PM
Nice, grow another beard and have fun kayaking with the nude Swedes!
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August 14th, 2008 at 6:13 PM
hey muskrat,
godspeed
rock on,
aitch
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Dude, I totally want to eat some poisonous roots and die a lonely death … color me jealous!
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August 15th, 2008 at 1:28 AM
Rickey also recommends that you join a cult, they provide great haircuts!
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August 15th, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Hoho, this is the exact info. i need. Thanks dude!
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May 16th, 2011 at 1:32 PM