My grandfather gave me his National Guard Manual, according to his handwritten inscription, on August 5, 1997 and wished me “a lot of happy experiences in the National Guard.” It has sat on a bookshelf for over ten years until last weekend, when I flipped through it for a bit to put off some work. Page 119 features the following picture:
I was amazed at how happy these guys look to be on their way to kill, so I figured I’d give you good folks a few days to come up with some humorous captions (a la Diesel) and then I’ll reveal the actual caption at the end of the week (which is also fairly amusing). Whoever comes up with the most amusing caption in my estimation will get their avatar buttfaced (i.e., bare ass sat upon) by the Muskrat Toddler. If that isn’t enticing, well then, you people aren’t nearly as twisted as I’d hoped and are welcome to stick your middle fingers up your asses.
The best caption writers, by far, write at this funny blog.