desperately seeking schlong

On Friday, I saw my little 1-year-old take his first steps.  I.  Not We.  Which was nice, because I was 8 timezones away when my little girl took hers.  He’s gone back to scooting now, though.  It fits his personality more to scoot along the ground on one hand and his ass while looking up [...]

picture pages

We recently learned that the baby we are expecting this fall will be–consistent with Pretty Bride’s intuition–a boy.  That’s right.  This baby has junk! Here’s the little man rocking out.  We put some headphones on either side of Pretty Bride’s belly and piped in some Twisted Sister.  Damn right he’s not gonna take it.  Anymore. [...]

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