i’ve never been happier to be wrong

The unexpected baby I announced in November before telling any friends or family came Saturday. The one whose gender I publicly lamented. The one for whom I lay awake every night last week wondering if she’d come or not and worrying if she’d interrupt my life too much.
Then, when the contractions got 5 [...]

desperately seeking schlong

On Friday, I saw my little 1-year-old take his first steps.  I.  Not We.  Which was nice, because I was 8 timezones away when my little girl took hers.  He’s gone back to scooting now, though.  It fits his personality more to scoot along the ground on one hand and his ass while looking up [...]

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