friday confessional for january 16: snuggie lust

Father Muskrat:  What do you want?  I thought I was done listening to your shit sins.
Siren:  Sorry, but I’m back.  And it’s your fault.
FM:  How’s that, my sweet hooker child?
Siren: I knew I was going to get in trouble coming in here on “Casual Friday” [eyes your snuggie].
FM:  Oh no.  Avert your eyes, child!  Look, [...]

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