restricting the g’s on my man junk

On the way home from church today, this came from the back seat:
Maddie:  Daddy, I want pancakes.
Me:  Okay, we’ll have pancakes.
Maddie:  And, then, let’s go to outer space for lunch!
Me:  That sounds wonderful.  Do you have a helmet?
Maddie:  I do.  And, a space suit.
Me:  What’s your space suit for?
Maddie:  Protecting me from space, Daddy!
Me:  Ah, [...]

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