Today as I walked up to the printer to get my mapquest directions to tomorrow’s deposition, I saw a letter sent to opposing counsel referencing a plaintiff named Janet Jackson. I stopped what I was doing and loudly asked, “Who has a case with Janet Jackson?!” My next door neighbor, […]
I just took a man’s deposition who, when asked if he’d ever been arrested, said he had been for “defending my sister’s honor.” Me: “So, you are a man who would fight for her honor?” Plaintiff: “Excuse me?” Me: “Will you be the hero–she’s been dreaming of? Plaintiff’s attorney: “Objection.” […]
