Tag: i can’t park for shit



Maddie: Why did you say “shit,” Daddy? Me: I didn’t…I said “shoot.” Maddie: Shit! Me: Shoot! It was shoot! We don’t say the other word. Maddie: Then why did you say shoot? Me: Because I parked in the wrong place…somewhere I wasn’t supposed to park. Maddie: Daddy can’t park! Me: […]

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