Just the other day, I received the following “direct message” via Twitter from a tweeter named Cary: “Any particular reason you don’t follow Lisa? I know, this is weird.” To which I replied: “Nope. Sometimes I just don’t take the time to think about whether I’ll reciprocate or not.” And I went back to working. [...]

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To the folks who start blog entries or forwarded emails with, “This is long but worth the read” or “I apologize in advance for the length of this post,” I have a simple request of you:  eat a dick.  We’re smart enough to know within half a second that a post is long.  All it [...]

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