We’re having a boy in a few months, and I’m a little tired of hearing that I’ll be “baptized” soon. Apparently, this means that when I remove Future Baby’s diaper, the cool air will encourage him to piss all over me. Thus, the “baptism.” What a crap euphemism. It’s usually used by young women who [...]
We recently learned that the baby we are expecting this fall will be–consistent with Pretty Bride’s intuition–a boy. That’s right. This baby has junk! Here’s the little man rocking out. We put some headphones on either side of Pretty Bride’s belly and piped in some Twisted Sister. Damn right he’s not gonna take it. Anymore. [...]
