Tag: baptism


912 days without a golden shower!

This evening, as I was changing young Owen’s diaper for the 1200th time or so since his arrival 2.5 years ago, I thought: You know what?  I haven’t been pissed on once!  I am winning! Did y’all know there’s actually a product call “Pee-pee Teepees” (trademarked, by the way) to […]


don’t call me “mac the baptist”

We’re having a boy in a few months, and I’m a little tired of hearing that I’ll be “baptized” soon.  Apparently, this means that when I remove Future Baby’s diaper, the cool air will encourage him to piss all over me.  Thus, the “baptism.”  What a crap euphemism.  It’s usually […]

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