My first customer participant in the Friday confessional is supposed to be anonymous, but, looking through this screen, it appears to be…yes…it sounds like… Bee? Bee:  Back in my youth, I, like Katy Perry, kissed a girl and I liked it.  What should my penance be, Father Muskrat?* FM:  Wait.  Are you talking about this [...]

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That’s right.  You didn’t think I put this little rodent in a robe just for aesthetics, did you?  Of course not.  There’s a reason this blog moved to “Father Muskrat,” and it’s not just so I can get more validity as a Daddy Blogger. So, from this point forward, if you have something you need [...]

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