What I have is this:
But what I was going for is this:
But it ain’t happening. At least, not on Day 16 of Movember.
But by day 30? I’ll totally be there.
I think I grow that much in a day. It’s cute that you’re trying, though.
muskrat Reply:November 17th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
@avitable, Thanks for your support. Asshole.
The Honourable Husband Reply:November 17th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
@Adam The jaunty fair complexion of the Muskrat means he’ll maintain a youthful look when so many of us resemble a post-Watergate Richard Nixon. Or, in my case, Burl Ives.
@the ‘Scrat. The moustache looks great, and is very becoming. You need a goatee to go with it, though. Or at least a soul patch. You’d look very Michael York as D’Atragnan.
The Honourable Husband´s last blog post ..Does an irony about an irony cancel itself out?
muskrat Reply:November 17th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
@H Husband, Thanks! I think. I’d love something on the chin, but Movember is for mustaches only, it seems, and you know I’m a big rule follower.
That Muskrat is so hot right now.
@dave2, It’s like I’m slathered in hotness sauce, is it not?
It’s shocking the level of effort those dudes went to for their mustaches back in the day. Shocking.
@holmes, Clearly the had skills I will never need to hone.
There goes my plan for surprise muttonchops.
muskrat Reply:November 17th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
@always home, I’ll act surprised like I did that Christmas I found everything covered with a blanket in the garage.
That’s gonna look awesome in a couple months!
muskrat Reply:November 17th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
@beta dad, Right…after the military makes me get rid of all but the ‘stache the first weekend of December? On 12/1, it dies.
I am impressed! Looks good!
muskrat Reply:November 17th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
@SLaw, I don’t care if you’re sincere or not–thanks!
I highly recommend not moving into your new neighborhood until December.
@Miss Britt, Noted. There are lots of Joneses in the new ‘hood who might not “get” me.
Marker and silly string. Get the appropriate colors and give them to the kids and they’ll set out up. It will look perfect.
muskrat Reply:November 21st, 2011 at 8:33 AM
@jack, That is a very dangerous but enticing idea!
I give you marks for effort!
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