As a young white person, I can well remember screaming at the television, “Lake Superior, you dumbass…hence the name!” as a tow-headed boy scratched his head and stared at the ceiling, while his sister held her bottom lip with her right index finger, neither able to recall the largest Great Lake. Finally, they’d give up [...]
Want to really hurt a white person? Take one to a concert by an aging musician he liked 20 years ago, after you’ve gone online and learned that the band is only playing songs from the last 5 years. Stand in the crowd with said white person and wait for him to say, “Gee whiz, [...]
Since white people are always right and know all they need to know about all they need to know about by virtue of their hue, they don’t really care about others’ parenting difficulties. Chances are, your problems are your own fault…likely due to your bad decisions. Here are some sample conversations, both audible and inaudible: Scenario [...]
Look at the picture above. White Chick is practically sprinting, about to drop all her important papers in the middle of the street. And look how happy she is! She’s passing Cellphone-Talking Black Man like he’s standing still. Damn right it’s a good day for Hurried White Chick. Damn right indeed. I learned about BPT [...]
I’ve noticed that many folks who aren’t white use the verb “stay” when a white person would say “live” or “reside” or “hang my hat.” The first time I noticed this was when I was living in Washington, D.C. in 2006 and met a nice black woman at an out-of-town conference whose home was in Laurel, MD. Someone [...]
