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	<title>Comments on: why can&#8217;t you just keep your penis pump out of my christmas deposition?  hell.</title>
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	<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/</link>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-5095</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Free Man, I wish were creative enough to make this shit up, but alas, I&#039;m not.  You&#039;ll never see a blog post from me touting the new novel I&#039;ve written!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Free Man, I wish were creative enough to make this shit up, but alas, I&#8217;m not.  You&#8217;ll never see a blog post from me touting the new novel I&#8217;ve written!</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-5094</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@UR, That&#039;s a great idea!  I&#039;ll do a special private one just for you.  Like Tina Turner does--the private dancer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@UR, That&#8217;s a great idea!  I&#8217;ll do a special private one just for you.  Like Tina Turner does&#8211;the private dancer.</p>
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		<title>By: A Free Man</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-5092</link>
		<dc:creator>A Free Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes I think you just make shit up, but then it doesn&#039;t really matter cause I laugh out loud.  True or not.
.-= A Free Man&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.afreeman.org/2010/01/01/and-there%E2%80%99s-a-hand-my-trusty-fiere-and-gies-a-hand-o%E2%80%99-thine/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere and gie’s a hand o’ thine&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I think you just make shit up, but then it doesn&#8217;t really matter cause I laugh out loud.  True or not.<br />
.-= A Free Man&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.afreeman.org/2010/01/01/and-there%E2%80%99s-a-hand-my-trusty-fiere-and-gies-a-hand-o%E2%80%99-thine/" rel="nofollow">And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere and gie’s a hand o’ thine</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: unfinishedrambler</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-5069</link>
		<dc:creator>unfinishedrambler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you should do a vlog...

...but that doesn&#039;t mean we want to see your naked ass. Well, at least, not the male readers...well, I should say, at least, not the male heterosexual readers like myself.

Happy New Year to you and the fam.
.-= unfinishedrambler&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.unfinishedrambler.com/2009/12/i-pledgeallegianceto-upholdaw-screw-iti.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I pledge...allegiance...to uphold...aw, screw it...I don&#039;t know...something something...2010&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you should do a vlog&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;but that doesn&#8217;t mean we want to see your naked ass. Well, at least, not the male readers&#8230;well, I should say, at least, not the male heterosexual readers like myself.</p>
<p>Happy New Year to you and the fam.<br />
.-= unfinishedrambler&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.unfinishedrambler.com/2009/12/i-pledgeallegianceto-upholdaw-screw-iti.html" rel="nofollow">I pledge&#8230;allegiance&#8230;to uphold&#8230;aw, screw it&#8230;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;something something&#8230;2010</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-5067</link>
		<dc:creator>Muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@countessa, That IS sick, but brilliant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@countessa, That IS sick, but brilliant.</p>
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		<title>By: Muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/28/why-cant-you-just-keep-your-penis-pump-out-of-my-christmas-deposition-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-5066</link>
		<dc:creator>Muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@pretty bride, I can order the transcript for you if you&#039;d like.  Perhaps I&#039;ll post it on here, so folks won&#039;t think I make this shit up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@pretty bride, I can order the transcript for you if you&#8217;d like.  Perhaps I&#8217;ll post it on here, so folks won&#8217;t think I make this shit up.</p>
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		<title>By: Pretty Bride</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pretty Bride</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This was funny when you came home and told it the first time, but I think your shock and horror were inhibiting the humor.  Way funnier this time, with direct quotes.  Maybe I ought to have you record these things for later playback??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was funny when you came home and told it the first time, but I think your shock and horror were inhibiting the humor.  Way funnier this time, with direct quotes.  Maybe I ought to have you record these things for later playback??</p>
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		<title>By: elle</title>
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		<dc:creator>elle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe not the implant part! your response, however...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe not the implant part! your response, however&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Countessa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Countessa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m surprised you didn&#039;t ask him to show y&#039;all - not because you *want* to see medically enhanced redneck manjunk but to totally freak out that defense attorney. Shoulda asked for &quot;before&quot; and &quot;after&quot; pics, too. Heh. I&#039;m a sick monkey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m surprised you didn&#8217;t ask him to show y&#8217;all &#8211; not because you *want* to see medically enhanced redneck manjunk but to totally freak out that defense attorney. Shoulda asked for &#8220;before&#8221; and &#8220;after&#8221; pics, too. Heh. I&#8217;m a sick monkey.</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
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		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@elle, Is it?  You obviously don&#039;t have a penile implant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@elle, Is it?  You obviously don&#8217;t have a penile implant.</p>
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