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	<title>Comments on: desperately seeking schlong</title>
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	<description>Sometimes I say things that are inapropriate</description>
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		<title>By: i&#8217;ve never been happier to be wrong &#124; Father Muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-6018</link>
		<dc:creator>i&#8217;ve never been happier to be wrong &#124; Father Muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 01:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] baby I announced in November before telling any friends or family came Saturday. The one whose gender I publicly lamented. The one for whom I lay awake every night last week wondering if she&#8217;d come or not and [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] baby I announced in November before telling any friends or family came Saturday. The one whose gender I publicly lamented. The one for whom I lay awake every night last week wondering if she&#8217;d come or not and [...]</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5044</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@a free man, We did...you too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@a free man, We did&#8230;you too!</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5043</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@chris c, Thanks so much for the great suggestion!  Noted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@chris c, Thanks so much for the great suggestion!  Noted.</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5042</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@margaret, I don&#039;t think I want her to do that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@margaret, I don&#8217;t think I want her to do that.</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5041</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@church punk mom, 5th?  Wow.  I forgot y&#039;all had so many.  Must be nice during the Iowa snows--lots of shovelers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@church punk mom, 5th?  Wow.  I forgot y&#8217;all had so many.  Must be nice during the Iowa snows&#8211;lots of shovelers.</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5040</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@JD, Thanks.  Maybe &quot;too candid&quot; is right, but hey, isn&#039;t that what the internet is for?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@JD, Thanks.  Maybe &#8220;too candid&#8221; is right, but hey, isn&#8217;t that what the internet is for?</p>
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		<title>By: A Free Man</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5039</link>
		<dc:creator>A Free Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Higher maintenance and messier&quot; - that&#039;s just women in general. I always thought I wanted girls, but the more I think of it I&#039;m glad I&#039;ve got boys. 

Hope y&#039;all had a great Christmas.
.-= A Free Man&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.afreeman.org/2009/12/23/its-that-time-of-year-when-the-world-falls-in-love/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;It’s that time of year when the world falls in love&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Higher maintenance and messier&#8221; &#8211; that&#8217;s just women in general. I always thought I wanted girls, but the more I think of it I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;ve got boys. </p>
<p>Hope y&#8217;all had a great Christmas.<br />
.-= A Free Man&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.afreeman.org/2009/12/23/its-that-time-of-year-when-the-world-falls-in-love/" rel="nofollow">It’s that time of year when the world falls in love</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris C</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5037</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris C</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your future bathroom time has also been reduced by about 1/3rd. I suggest extra-long bathroom sessions now, taking advantage of the time you have left. 

Might I suggest Drew Carey&#039;s book &quot;Dirty Jokes and Beer&quot;. Great read while on the throne. :)
.-= Chris C&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AngrySeafood/~3/OQD5Nt_iif4/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Curious George Gets a Housing Stimulus&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your future bathroom time has also been reduced by about 1/3rd. I suggest extra-long bathroom sessions now, taking advantage of the time you have left. </p>
<p>Might I suggest Drew Carey&#8217;s book &#8220;Dirty Jokes and Beer&#8221;. Great read while on the throne. <img src='http://fathermuskrat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
.-= Chris C&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AngrySeafood/~3/OQD5Nt_iif4/" rel="nofollow">Curious George Gets a Housing Stimulus</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5036</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a great blog you have here. I have a humor blog as well which I hope will bring laughter to people around the world. Life is hard enough. I was wondering if we could do a link exchange. Please let me know if this is possible.

Sincerely,
Jason
HilariousHeadlines TALK</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a great blog you have here. I have a humor blog as well which I hope will bring laughter to people around the world. Life is hard enough. I was wondering if we could do a link exchange. Please let me know if this is possible.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Jason<br />
HilariousHeadlines TALK</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/12/21/desperately-seeking-schlong/comment-page-1/#comment-5032</link>
		<dc:creator>Margaret</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just treat her like a boy anyway. And then if you&#039;re lucky, she&#039;ll man up when she&#039;s 3 or so.

(That&#039;s OK, my comment doesn&#039;t make sense to me, either.)
.-= Margaret&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NannyGoatsInPanties/~3/SoiSvhMvc0Q/goat-thing-of-day-baaaad-pick-up-line.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Goat Thing of the Day: A Baaaad Pick Up Line&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just treat her like a boy anyway. And then if you&#8217;re lucky, she&#8217;ll man up when she&#8217;s 3 or so.</p>
<p>(That&#8217;s OK, my comment doesn&#8217;t make sense to me, either.)<br />
.-= Margaret&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/NannyGoatsInPanties/~3/SoiSvhMvc0Q/goat-thing-of-day-baaaad-pick-up-line.html" rel="nofollow">Goat Thing of the Day: A Baaaad Pick Up Line</a> =-.</p>
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