Comments on: “summer clearance” is supposed to mean a bargain, not my daughter’s stage name

By: Afton Kamphoefner

Afton Kamphoefner — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:56:23 +0000

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By: muskrat

muskrat — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:01:27 +0000

@thepsychobabble, I try to have such rules, but they are not followed.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:00:54 +0000

@CarolynOnline, Nekkid at 9? Oh no.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:00:20 +0000

@CoalMiner’sGD, I wish! He’s my favorite Congressman!

By: thepsychobabble

thepsychobabble — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:46:23 +0000

ha. We had to institute a rule that the nakedness must stay INSIDE the house.
If you’re going outside, you need to put on underwear.
Yes, we are strict parents here.
.-= thepsychobabble´s last blog ..#CommentFAIL =-.

By: Carolyn Online

Carolyn Online — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:35:33 +0000

Why does the younger brother always have to be the sidekick?

And get used to nekkid – my nine year old still comes in and strips down. And me – a prude. Why.
.-= Carolyn Online´s last blog ..Ding. Dong. =-.

By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter

Coal Miner's Granddaughter — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:11:31 +0000

“no accouterments, just cooter”

Wait, Ben Jones was in your house? I’m confused.
.-= Coal Miner’s Granddaughter´s last blog ..All in the Family =-.

By: Lazaro

Lazaro — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:25:30 +0000

HA. Not sure what I’d do if I had girls. Probably end up like you. With my boys, our conversations are different. Like this one time I was getting out of the shower and Evan walked into the bathroom:

Evan: Daddy what’s this? (pointing to my balls)
Me: Well, its part of Daddy’s pee-pee
Evan: Looks like a pee-pee ball.
Wife looks and smirks
Me: That it does
Evan: Why’s it hairy?
Me: Too many onions in my food.
Evan: I like onions.
Me: Well you’ll have hair too then.
Evan: Momma, Daddy’s got a big pee-pee

At this point I wish I was recording this whole conversation. BTW, you’re screwed.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:14:14 +0000

@TroutTowers, I think you’re right. Because why wouldn’t they?
@ETK, I’m not sure that deserves a “ha ha ha,” but if you say so…
@Keyona, Feel free. I think it’ll do good things for ya.
@24atHeart, I reckon you’re right. Crap.
@Countessa, You keep bringing up therapy as if it’s a foregone conclusion. Why?
@SciFiDad, My dog does that. Suddenly, I feel better about my daughter.
@AvatGardener, Falling fruit? Food fight!
@Jan, Apples should wear clothes, though, too.
@Avitable, As long as she doesn’t join the union and the ACLU, fine.
@Karen, Wait, that wasn’t for playing “fireman”?
@Nooter, No, he doesn’t. He likes to give folks a show on the way out.
@UnfinishedRambler, When I drop trou, it’s art. It’s a nude. That’s different.
@Nancy, Whatever happened to that axiom about “what happens in Vegas…” And didn’t you help come up with that campaign? Now, you really owe me the Blackberry Tour.
@AFreeMan, I do, and I’ve been differentiating the 2 words in that fashion ever since childhood, when I heard his explanations! I like having smart readers who grew up in the South. Both of them.
@NukeDad, I wish you weren’t right…but, you are.
@Jud, You’re from north AL? My folks are on lake Guntersville.
@MissBritt, Probably. But I think it’s more nurture than nature here.
@Lazaro, That’s awesome. I can’t wait to have conversations about balls with little Owen.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:50:46 +0000

A stripper and a pot head. Surely your wife is starting to curse your genetic influence on her offspring. .-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..You’ll pretty much just scratch your head and say “WTF? Did she buy a sailboat?” and I’ll say “no, but yes, exactly.” =-.