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	<title>Comments on: my three-year-old can&#8217;t spin a yarn for shit</title>
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		<title>By: CK Lunchbox</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4461</link>
		<dc:creator>CK Lunchbox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Man of Steel rescuing Winnie the Pooh would make for a better plot than the Superman Returns movie. Piglet could play Lex Luthor.
.-= CK Lunchbox&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/2009/08/language-barriers-in-selling-timeshare.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Language Barriers In Selling A Timeshare&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Man of Steel rescuing Winnie the Pooh would make for a better plot than the Superman Returns movie. Piglet could play Lex Luthor.<br />
.-= CK Lunchbox&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/2009/08/language-barriers-in-selling-timeshare.html" rel="nofollow">Language Barriers In Selling A Timeshare</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Xbox4NappyRash</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4459</link>
		<dc:creator>Xbox4NappyRash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh, I say keep her on her toes. Great stuff.
.-= Xbox4NappyRash&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://xbox4nappyrash.blogspot.com/2009/08/purely-hypothetical-naturally.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Purely hypothetical, naturally...&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh, I say keep her on her toes. Great stuff.<br />
.-= Xbox4NappyRash&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://xbox4nappyrash.blogspot.com/2009/08/purely-hypothetical-naturally.html" rel="nofollow">Purely hypothetical, naturally&#8230;</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: muskrat</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4458</link>
		<dc:creator>muskrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Countessa, I know, I know. Working on it.
@SiteInsights, I hope not. I figured I’d move in with her one day.
@ZoeyJane, Wow…a pole AND a refusal to believe in telekinetic shit? I guess I won’t do it again.
@SciFiDad, I think the plagiarism thing is brilliant. Totally will put her to sleep, too!
@AvatGardener, Try, try, timid toddler.
@Chris, Dream Killer? Surely you jest!
@CarolineOnline, There are a lot of “you’re supposed to…” acts that I don’t exactly do.
@Hilly, You ain’t lying. It’ll be ugly in a few years.
@Britt, Exactly right. Let’s see if it works.
@JD, Tina Turner was wrong…he needs another hero!
@CoalMiner’sGD, She prefers to step on it instead.
@Jan, Lord, I hope not.
@Nooter, As do I! Glad you liked it….
@Leeuna, Don’t peeps who work with numbers make all the coin anyway?
@FreeMan, Oh yes, they did.  You need to come back and set Georgia straight again.
@William, I call him &quot;Clark&quot; for short.
@Keyona, I agree--especially since my shit is so good.
@UndomesticDiva, You are a hateful woman.  And wrong.
@Xbox, Thanks for your support.  These other peeps don&#039;t get it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Countessa, I know, I know. Working on it.<br />
@SiteInsights, I hope not. I figured I’d move in with her one day.<br />
@ZoeyJane, Wow…a pole AND a refusal to believe in telekinetic shit? I guess I won’t do it again.<br />
@SciFiDad, I think the plagiarism thing is brilliant. Totally will put her to sleep, too!<br />
@AvatGardener, Try, try, timid toddler.<br />
@Chris, Dream Killer? Surely you jest!<br />
@CarolineOnline, There are a lot of “you’re supposed to…” acts that I don’t exactly do.<br />
@Hilly, You ain’t lying. It’ll be ugly in a few years.<br />
@Britt, Exactly right. Let’s see if it works.<br />
@JD, Tina Turner was wrong…he needs another hero!<br />
@CoalMiner’sGD, She prefers to step on it instead.<br />
@Jan, Lord, I hope not.<br />
@Nooter, As do I! Glad you liked it….<br />
@Leeuna, Don’t peeps who work with numbers make all the coin anyway?<br />
@FreeMan, Oh yes, they did.  You need to come back and set Georgia straight again.<br />
@William, I call him &#8220;Clark&#8221; for short.<br />
@Keyona, I agree&#8211;especially since my shit is so good.<br />
@UndomesticDiva, You are a hateful woman.  And wrong.<br />
@Xbox, Thanks for your support.  These other peeps don&#8217;t get it.</p>
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		<title>By: Undomestic Diva</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4457</link>
		<dc:creator>Undomestic Diva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I think Maddie came up with her version of the super hero story FIRST and then you came up with your weak-ass one and being that you have this blog and the ability to tell your side of things here and she doesn&#039;t, you went right ahead and made her look like the one whose lacking creativity when really? It&#039;s you, you motherfucker.
.-= Undomestic Diva&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/UndomesticDiva/~3/GQnJSjvTg0c/bad-shoes-come-to-congregate-at-team-mom-meetings-and-other-lessons.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Bad shoes come to congregate at team mom meetings and other lessons&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I think Maddie came up with her version of the super hero story FIRST and then you came up with your weak-ass one and being that you have this blog and the ability to tell your side of things here and she doesn&#8217;t, you went right ahead and made her look like the one whose lacking creativity when really? It&#8217;s you, you motherfucker.<br />
.-= Undomestic Diva&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/UndomesticDiva/~3/GQnJSjvTg0c/bad-shoes-come-to-congregate-at-team-mom-meetings-and-other-lessons.html" rel="nofollow">Bad shoes come to congregate at team mom meetings and other lessons</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Keyona</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4456</link>
		<dc:creator>Keyona</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Better start copywriting your shit! LOL!
.-= Keyona&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://not-the-norm.blogspot.com/2009/08/at-this-rate-ill-have-to-adopt-or.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;At This Rate I’ll Have To Adopt, Or Borrow Your Husband&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Better start copywriting your shit! LOL!<br />
.-= Keyona&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://not-the-norm.blogspot.com/2009/08/at-this-rate-ill-have-to-adopt-or.html" rel="nofollow">At This Rate I’ll Have To Adopt, Or Borrow Your Husband</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: William</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4454</link>
		<dc:creator>William</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kal-el, seriously...why can&#039;t people just go with Clark.
.-= William&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://poopandboogies.blogspot.com/2009/08/stranger-celebrity.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Stranger Celebrity&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kal-el, seriously&#8230;why can&#8217;t people just go with Clark.<br />
.-= William&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://poopandboogies.blogspot.com/2009/08/stranger-celebrity.html" rel="nofollow">Stranger Celebrity</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: A Free Man</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4453</link>
		<dc:creator>A Free Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First of all - way to crush a girl. Second of all, there is no way your neighbors named their kid Kal-El unless you live next to the Neverland Ranch or Chris Martin from Coldplay or some other shit. If that is true, my despair for my homelands just spills over.
.-= A Free Man&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.afreeman.org/2009/08/20/when-i-was-younger-i-thought-i-knew-everything-now-im-older-i-know-i-know-everything/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;When I was younger I thought I knew everything. Now I’m older I know I know everything.&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all &#8211; way to crush a girl. Second of all, there is no way your neighbors named their kid Kal-El unless you live next to the Neverland Ranch or Chris Martin from Coldplay or some other shit. If that is true, my despair for my homelands just spills over.<br />
.-= A Free Man&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.afreeman.org/2009/08/20/when-i-was-younger-i-thought-i-knew-everything-now-im-older-i-know-i-know-everything/" rel="nofollow">When I was younger I thought I knew everything. Now I’m older I know I know everything.</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Leeuna</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4451</link>
		<dc:creator>Leeuna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, that was cold, Dude. Now she may never be a writer  and she&#039;ll probably end up working with numbers.
.-= Leeuna&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://leeunafoster.com/humorblog/?p=383&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Restless Dog Syndrome&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that was cold, Dude. Now she may never be a writer  and she&#8217;ll probably end up working with numbers.<br />
.-= Leeuna&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://leeunafoster.com/humorblog/?p=383" rel="nofollow">Restless Dog Syndrome</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Nooter</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4450</link>
		<dc:creator>Nooter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahhh, i just love a good &#039;dog as the hero&#039; bedtime true-life history lesson
.-= Nooter&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nooterthedog.com/?p=868&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Livin With The Maytag Repairman&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahhh, i just love a good &#8216;dog as the hero&#8217; bedtime true-life history lesson<br />
.-= Nooter&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.nooterthedog.com/?p=868" rel="nofollow">Livin With The Maytag Repairman</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Jan</title>
		<link>http://fathermuskrat.com/2009/08/19/my-three-year-old-cant-spin-a-yarn-for-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-4449</link>
		<dc:creator>Jan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You go right ahead and be that way. 

She&#039;s going to get her revenge in about 10 years.
.-= Jan&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jbsitedesigns.com/?p=4784&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Monsters, Eeek&lt;/a&gt; =-.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You go right ahead and be that way. </p>
<p>She&#8217;s going to get her revenge in about 10 years.<br />
.-= Jan&#180;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.jbsitedesigns.com/?p=4784" rel="nofollow">Monsters, Eeek</a> =-.</p>
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