Comments on: politically correct birthday parties are for pussies

By: Jud

Jud — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:33:53 +0000

Too funny. I have a ritual with some of the other dads at our kids parties that involves beer and solo kids. We drink wherever we are, whether at someone’s home, at the park, at the roller rink, at the Pump it Up, Gymboree – venue is unimportant.

That said, if you try the pinata thing in my neck of the woods the SCLC and Al Sharpon would probably be in the driveway within moments of the candy hitting the tarmac.
.-= Jud´s last blog ..15 Books =-.

By: Faiqa

Faiqa — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:16:58 +0000

“Nathan Bedford Four-rest”

Me: (On the outside) :: Clucking my tongue:: That is so bad, shame on you.
Me: (On the inside) Bwahahahahahahaha!
.-= Faiqa´s last blog ..37 Weeks and Counting: A Bullet Post =-.

By: Chris Cameron

Chris Cameron — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:38:09 +0000

Don’t you hate when nobody gets a funny joke?

Sucks cause a good follow-up would have been to pretend the pinata was saying: “can’t we all just get along?”
.-= Chris Cameron´s last blog ..The 40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing =-.

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:40:22 +0000

I love it !!! I have a Nathan Bedford FOUR-rest print and sculpture if you need it !! And my brother is the the SCV so I am sure h could provide party favors, LOL !! .-= Kim´s last blog ..4 months =-.

By: Shieldmaiden1196

Shieldmaiden1196 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:01:22 +0000

I like that, even at three, she holds that bat like she means business. Our new neighbor is a Baptist minister, so my internal censor yells NO! NO! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO! a lot when I open my mouth. .-= Shieldmaiden1196´s last blog ..Chutes and Ladders =-.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:21:36 +0000

CPM, Absolutely! Our brown next door neighbors had fun, so all are encouraged to participate.

Headbang8, Both, if interpreted the right way, which is why “hate crimes” scare me as an enforceable crime by the gov.

SurprisedMom, I think one guy had a beer. Maybe b/c it started before noon on a Sunday?

SciFiDad, It absolutely makes sense.

AvatG, You sound like you have experience with such party hosting. From the Navy days, I’d guess?

Lisa, But I don’t *feel* disturbed. My dog likes me.

PB, They were outstanding, thanks to you (and the neighbor who noticed we forgot to man the grill and rescued the chicken).

By: Pretty Bride

Pretty Bride — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:42:27 +0000

Dear avatgardner,

THANK YOU for your sympathy. It has been well earned, I can assure you.

The quesaTHREEas were spectacular, though.

By: Lisa (jonnysmommy)

Lisa (jonnysmommy) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:09:27 +0000

You are seriously disturbed.

Should I put a smiley face after that?

Oh, I should.

But really…you are disturbed.

By: avatgardener

avatgardener — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:50:56 +0000

Proud Papa posts pretty party pictures. Participants pass (on) punch and pot, preventing puking. Pinata pile-up. Post party, parents pretend pleasantness.
Poor Pretty-bride.

By: SciFi Dad

SciFi Dad — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:13:08 +0000

Ironically, I just read a post yesterday from a dad bemoaning the fact that his child was three (and how three is so much worse than the terrible twos), and here you are celebrating it with meth and mescaline. Actually, now it kinda makes sense. .-= SciFi Dad´s last blog ..The Cottage Life =-.