Comments on: were i a dinosaur, i’d be mega-sore-ass

By: WeaselMomma

WeaselMomma — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:42:11 +0000

I totally feel for you and that was one of the funniest damn things I have ever read. Thanks for flushing any remaining dignity and posting it!

By: SSG

SSG — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:51:15 +0000

when will you and bathrooms every behave properly together? SSG’s last blog post..And a Happy New Year….

By: a celebration of 2008–the year of the muskrat | Father Muskrat

a celebration of 2008–the year of the muskrat | Father Muskrat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:20:07 +0000

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By: Brother

Brother — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:51:36 +0000

I told you I got you the coveted “Ass In A Sling” for Christmas! Also, I think your current problems are the result of you stuffing pea gravel into your rusty bullet hole, so that you could squat down and shit them out into the yard! I’m just sayin’…

By: David

David — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:55:46 +0000

I’m pretty sure that the next time the doc dons the rubber gloves and does the old prostate check, he can confirm or deny the hemorrhoid rumors. Good luck with that.

By: prefers her fantasy life

prefers her fantasy life — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:04:38 +0000

I think that's what happens when you get your fiber in liquid form like I do. Oh well, cheers and happy new year! prefers her fantasy life’s last blog post..Mixed Blessings This Season

By: muskrat

muskrat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:03:59 +0000

PracticallyJoe, I’d already planned to do that. It is, after all, New Year’s.

Candice, I appreciate your suggestions, but some of them will seriously cramp my New Year’s plans.

Countessa, Sadly, I don’t think my ass would fit in a box. Not a shoebox, anyway. Perhaps a microwave box?

Harlin, I’m not sure I should keep you up to date on this particular ailment, but I might do it anyway.

PrettyBride, Thanks for clarifying. And I’ll be glad to.

ChurchPunkMan, I’m a happy man regardless. Tucks might make me downright cocky!

Mike, Thanks. I’ve haven’t been the subject of a man crush in, like, 3 days.

Jormengund, I was hoping to see pictures of the poop-coated Mazda. Was it a Miata?

Selfdeprachaun, I have way too much pride to buy that stuff. I’m hoping to be fissure-free w/o it.

ReformingGeek, That hurts. I’m still young, no matter what the season. In fact, I’m a rodent for all seasons.

Nooter, Are you a dog? If so, how do you hit the space bar?

MinebyMagpie, I’m sorry for any damage I’ve done to your tender ass. That being said, I cannot accept liability for same.

By: minebymagpie

minebymagpie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:27:06 +0000

i'd like to thank the words "gratuitiously offensive", "nary" and "penguin". i think i felt a hemorrhoid pop out while i was laughing my spleen out. and why is that second h silent? say it like it's not. it just makes it funnier. minebymagpie’s last blog post..he said, she said

By: Nooter

Nooter — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:08:56 +0000

oh just sit down on the carpet and pull yourself across the room thats what i do when my butt itches then it feels sooooo good! dont tell the human i did that Nooter’s last blog post..Poop and Squawk II

By: ReformingGeek

ReformingGeek — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:24:39 +0000

Ouch! It sucks when you realize you're not a spring chick (or rooster) anymore. ReformingGeek’s last blog post..Because People are Stupid